The Toilet Track
Inspiration courtesy of The Guardian
Every DJ knows you need a toilet track. Unless you’re hardcore and you get a catheter or a colostomy bag put in, in which case I salute your dedication. The rest of us, however, must make do with a toilet track. The Guardian addressed this very state of affairs this morning in the music section, which in turn inspired me to make a list of my Top 10 Toilet Tracks – as I used to DJ quite frequently and often needed at least one. Perhaps not the most tasteful topic for a post, but I’m dry on ideas this week.
10)Quiet Riot – Cum On Feel The Noize
9)Goldfrapp – Ride the White Horse (Ewan Pearson’s Disco Odyssey)
^At 15 minutes, this one’s for a potty emergency
8)Oingo Boingo – Dead Man’s Party
7)!!! – Hello, Is This Thing On?
^For a mild potty emergency
6)The Faint – The Conductor (Thin White Duke Remix)
5)The The – Uncertain Smile (7″ Version)
4)New Order – Blue Monday
3)Duran Duran – Hold Back the Rain (12” Version)
2)Pulp – Common People
^You only have to pee, but there’s a line at the bathroom
1)Belle & Sebastian – Boy With The Arab Strap
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